Note to the Caveman at the Gym

Mr. Caveman,

Must you continue with your grunting ways? Lifting weights does not require you to grunt and groan. Yes, you are supposed to exhale with exertion. No, this does not mean that you grunt so loudly that everyone in the gym can hear you. I wonder, is this your mating call? Trust me, no one will answer. Instead you are embarrassing yourself and those around you. Please, for the safety and enjoyment of other gym members, I beg of you, please stop grunting!

Regards, Newbierunner

P.S. Guys who wear shorty shorts and tie knots in their t-shirts to make crop tops are NOT attractive. Oh, and by the way, crop tops for men were a brief fad IN THE 80’s!

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